Babies!
Babies are incredible!
We have a perfect balance of good and evil in the world.
Babies being the friggen awesomest things on the planet versus vegimite being the absolute worse. How can you get any better than babies? How can you get any worse than vegimite? I don't believe it's possible either way. I stand by reason, If someone invents something any worse than vegimite the world will implode upon itself and we will all perish in the flames of its core... (that's just a warning to all inventors/creators out there).

All hail the oddness of this topic!

-mm