If anyone tells you that you are twelve years pregnant... don't believe them. Especially if you're a boy. They're just lying to you. For more useful tips... listen to my songs here on the audio portal :D
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Age 31, Male
I go to school
Canada o.o
Joined on 12/1/06
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You can't lie to me!
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I am a 20 ton walrus with a gland problem and have purple skin.
i just lied to you, good sir.
Good lie. good lie. I nearly believed you
You're gay and this comment IS REALLY IMPORTANT. Oh look I JUST LIED TO YOU, lol.
yup. The least important comment in the whole world folks. Ta-Da
I am Chistia Weston Chandler, THE original creator of sonichu the electric pokemon hedgehog, and i am STRAIGHT!
I didn't believe you for a second
My hat is out of gold.
... this just doesn't make sense. I thought your hat always had gold,
THANK GOD you made another news post. I listened to about 60% of your songs the last time you did and I forgot to add you as a favorite artist. Needless to say, much time was spent sifting through the portal looking for "that guy- you know, moose-something."
Haha! Well then I'm glad I did too! 60% of my songs is more than I've listened to! I'm sorry to have wasted your time with my unnecessarily long name that makes zero sense.
Canada is a great country
lie
this is a great comeback
lie
When I was a boy, I would get up at five o'clock in the morning on Saturday, and I would hitch our old sheep up to the wagon and I would take my Mormon grandparents to the temple. I would bring them to their home, and at eleven o'clock I would hitch the old horse up again, and I would take my Amish grandparents to school.
Don't be a damn fool, I don't even own sheep.
you'd hitch the sheep to the wagon? What kind of Amish farmer were you?
two truths and a lie. <a href="http://biglou2128.newgrounds.com/">http://biglou2128.newgrounds.com/</a> <--- this is a link to my contest entry. I will go to your audio portal and lisnten, but please check out my story. I am also Canadian.
he-hey! A Canadian eh? lol
...why would i need to lie to you? *shifty eye look*
..because until you say otherwise, I think of you as a hobo with a bad case of pink eye. *enormous grin*
2 truths and a lie
1. I stabbed myself with a butcher knife.
2. I totaled my first car.
3. I have a girlfriend.
WHICH ONE IS A LIE?!
... Well... You lied about having two truths and a lie. There's just three truths. :D
Most of your lies aren't true anyways...
GOOOD DAY TO YOU SIRE!
Says you... as you lie through your teeth.
I am on fire RIGHT NOW.
Stop! Drop! and do a barrel roll!!!!!!!!
It DOES make sense, damnit! *cries*
Hi. Shit, that was a lie.
? you're among friends.
I lying a coin on the ground
Did i lied?
WRONG.
I've never had a car before lol ;)
CroutonsOfDeath
I can lie to you.
I will lie to you.
See? I just lied to you.
Oh yeah, and I'll check out some of your museek later.
mooseymaniac
Man... but someone told me I couldn't be lied too! They lied D: