>:( GO! THE FRICK...! TO SLEEEEEEPPP!!!!!!!!

Go Samus! Metroid, the prime trilogy is rad. And the old games aren't too bad either. If you haven't I recommend playing the franchise highly. But I also recommend petting racoons the wrong way.

and you fell for it

You clicked this news post knowing full well there is no such thing as teleportation. So now that I've got you right where I want you.....

...I have nothing to say. lol.

Enjoy your respective christmases K?

snow, christmas, snow, snowboarding, snow tobagganing and snow.... yes....... yeeeeessssss.... I love WINTER.

Tis the season to be Jolly, fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-laaa

I think I just might be the coolest member of newgrounds.com! I mean, even though my level is pretty low... and my music is sub-par.... I absolutely dominate this website! All other members squeal cries of mercy from under my enormous paw of justice. All other members tremble at the sight of my awesome awesomeness! I am the coolest person in the whole world! I eat spaghetti for breakfast! EVERY MORNING! :D

...that is all

If anyone tells you that you are twelve years pregnant... don't believe them. Especially if you're a boy. They're just lying to you. For more useful tips... listen to my songs here on the audio portal :D